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The key to political power is an ever-expanding power base; likewise to
economic power. Those who fail to expand will eventually wither away and
die - look at the Roman Empire, silly little gits. Lost their nerve, most
likely, which is a shame, since they had such a wonderful justice system.
With that in mind, of course, it's time for VioPac to expand as well. While
the Corporation will continue to provide you only the best in Total Control
Solutions, our non-profit initiative, available here, will be the only bookmark
you'll need.
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All of us here at VioPac would like to extend a warm, oppressive welcome to the
Corporation's newest acquisition, the National
Security Agency. Although considered by many in the field to be somewhat
inexperienced - its parent company, USofA Corp, has only been chartered for
about 200 years - NSA has already established itself as a serious contender
for the throne vacated by the Dutch East India Company, and we expect even
greater things soon.
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If you've ever wondered about the RIAA's newest plans to stop Intellectual
Property Theft, we have a report for
you.
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The Ministry of Defense announced today a strategic reverse- withdrawal
into Afghanistan; Federal Defense Engineers were not harmed in the
police action, and claimed total success in effecting their retreat from
the reargaurd.
As well, the Ministry of Investigations has announced the availability
of citizen protective measures, including periodic status checks,
contagion testing (both intraveinal and atmospheric) and weekly medical
checkups. The Ministry of Housing and Urban Evolution has agreed to
assist the MoI in assuring that all Americans are given the same equal
access to periodic inspections.
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Last Update:
06/03/2002
Updated:
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