Violent Pacification :: Contact the Corporation

The Violent Pacification Corporation™ welcomes you to the Axis of Evil

To contact the Corporation, please fill in this form. Required fields are in red. Any data you submit here will be added to the extensive databases we currently maintain, including the information we have already collected about your visit. This data will be sold for whatever we can get away with. Thank you for playing.

First Name
Last Name
Email Address (to receive Spam)

Your Occupation
Country of Origin

VioPac ID Number: (aka "Social Security Number")

When we turn you into furniture, what would you like to be?
Yearly Income
If you are responding to a special offer, which is it?
Targeting Coordinates (N x W)
To what person or department are your snivelling whinings directed?

And most importantly, how may you serve us?